Author Archives: Chris Peoples

About Chris Peoples

Chris enjoys long walks on the beach and candle-lit dinners. Not really. Where’s the beer?

TPC Trials – George Gervin v. Guiness Records

Back in January, Golden State Warriors guard Klay Thompson scored 37 points in the 3rd quarter of a game against the Sacramento Kings. In the process he broke the previous record of 33 points set by Hall of Famer George Gervin in 1978.  During a phone interview with Bleacher Report, Gervin stated that should the Guinness Book of World Records list Thompson as having the record it should have an “asterisk by it.”  Does Gervin have a case?

TPC Trials – All Star Snubs v. NBA Coaches

Last week the 2015 NBA All-Star reserves were announced.  As always several deserving players were left off by both the fans and NBA coaches.  Our esteemed judges and jury dive in deep to see which players the coaches were guilty of snubbing.

7 Times Kevin Garnett’s Gone Wild

Kevin Garnett won his first title in 2008, after spending twelve seasons with the woefully mismanaged Timberwolves. He was the NBA’s tragic warrior, an intense competitor whose teams never found success despite their stalwart leader. Since then though, he’s devolved into an aging, senile, bombastic prick. I don’t know what’s gotten into him, but his on-court antics just this season include blowing in David West’s ear and pretending to bite Joakim Noah. He’s turned into a 38-year old mash of Metta World Peace nee Ron Artest, JR Smith, and Lance Stephenson. A player I once admired and respected is now one I can’t stand. The only thing I “like” about it all is that gives me an opportunity to go Buzzfeed and present: 7┬áTimes Kevin Garnett’s Gone Wild. Continue reading

Max, Trade or Amnesty

The other day, Myles Brown tweeted out his basketball version of the now famous “fuck, marry, kill” game. Today Triangle Offense posted their first round of said game “max, trade or amnesty” with the following rules – given a list of 3 players which player would you give a max contract, which would you trade and which would you amnesty.  Oodles of fun was had.

NBA Stars Wear “I Can’t Breathe” Shirts

In the wake of grand jury decisions not to indict police offers Darren Wilson and Daniel Pantaleo in the shootings of Michael Brown and Eric Garner, NBA players including Derrick Rose, Lebron James and Kobe have spoken out by wearing “I Can’t Breathe” shirts during pre-game warmups. We decided to speak out too.