Category Archives: Clips

My Favorite Things (2015 Playoff Remix)

“Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles…”

Wait, stop. This is the 2015 NBA Playoff Remix

Ujiri curses and first team All-Defense
Head coaches fired while Rondo is sitting
Rivers gets flowing only in Spring
These are a few of the playoff things
Paul Pierce has daggers is Tim Duncan leaving
Al Horford finishes the Warriors are splashing
Game winning bank shots Lebron is still King
These are a few of the playoff things
When the fouls come, when the game stops
And DeAndre’s hacked
I simply remember the playoff things
And then I don’t feel so bad

TPC Trials – George Gervin v. Guiness Records

Back in January, Golden State Warriors guard Klay Thompson scored 37 points in the 3rd quarter of a game against the Sacramento Kings. In the process he broke the previous record of 33 points set by Hall of Famer George Gervin in 1978.  During a phone interview with Bleacher Report, Gervin stated that should the Guinness Book of World Records list Thompson as having the record it should have an “asterisk by it.”  Does Gervin have a case?

TPC Trials – All Star Snubs v. NBA Coaches

Last week the 2015 NBA All-Star reserves were announced.  As always several deserving players were left off by both the fans and NBA coaches.  Our esteemed judges and jury dive in deep to see which players the coaches were guilty of snubbing.

Max, Trade or Amnesty

The other day, Myles Brown tweeted out his basketball version of the now famous “fuck, marry, kill” game. Today Triangle Offense posted their first round of said game “max, trade or amnesty” with the following rules – given a list of 3 players which player would you give a max contract, which would you trade and which would you amnesty.  Oodles of fun was had.

NBA Stars Wear “I Can’t Breathe” Shirts

In the wake of grand jury decisions not to indict police offers Darren Wilson and Daniel Pantaleo in the shootings of Michael Brown and Eric Garner, NBA players including Derrick Rose, Lebron James and Kobe have spoken out by wearing “I Can’t Breathe” shirts during pre-game warmups. We decided to speak out too.